The only real pleasures left to man...

"My sister will never believe me when I tell her about you."

"How to you mean?"

"Come on, a single, rich guy, with a sense of humor- whose hung like an Australian alligator. I've never met anyone like you before. She'll think I made you up."

"I bet you were an adorable virgin."

"So random. What'd you even mean by that?"

"Did you bleed much? The first time?"

"You really want to know?"

"Jenny, I have a friend who said, that sex and murder are the only real pleasures left to man."

"You're starting to freak me out."

"I had you going for a second didn't I? I almost gave sweet Jenny indigestion there, Poe. You should tell her she can't be too careful these days. Rich, elegant bachelors are often psychotic... To Australian alligators."

"You do have a point though..."

"Which one?"

"Sex and murder being man's main pleasure."

"It certainly seems that way these days. Not to sound reactionary."

"So which one are you going to use me for?"

"Hm..."

"Well?"

"Both."